Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Proclamation


I haven’t known you all my life, but I wish I had. Since you’ve come into my life, I feel safe and secure. When I’m in trouble, you’re always there to help. When I need to talk, you’re always there to listen. When I’m not sure what to do, you always find a way to entertain me. And, when I’m ready to get “serious” you can handle yourself eloquently on a variety of topics--sports, politics, entertainment, cinema, etc. You are valuable to me. You are attractive both physically and internally--with capabilities beyond what the eye can see.

The holiday season has a way of opening a person's eyes and heart. As a result, each day you’re in my life, more than ever, I wonder how I survived the years before.

At night, I pray that I’ll never lose you. Unlike the men in
Beyonce’s life, you’re not replaceable--I hope you feel the same way. It's my prayer that I'll be by your side pushing your buttons, as always, for "as long as we both shall live". You’re all I need and I’d be lost without you.

So, without further ado, I pledge my sincere love for you before both our family and friends.



I love you blackberry pearl….will you marry me??



Counselor tip of the day: The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!! :)

28 comments:

Kiyotoe said...

I'm really startin' to hate that damn thing.....

And for those who don't get it....Her new Blackberry Pearl, a.k.a. her "computer 5000" was a christmas gift from her mother that she's literally been sleeping with, reading your comments on her blog, talking on the phone, sending text messages, e-mailing, brushing her teeth, massaging her feet, boiling water, doing her homework and anything else you can think of.

Pirates of the Caribbean pt. 4 "Curse of the Blackberry Pearl".

uugghhh........

Claire said...

lol, i was wondering what it was, or who it was? does it really do all that, if so i want one.
Claire

Mike said...

It will never replace human interaction. It's nice that you like your new toy though.

mist1 said...

I sooo thought this was about me.

ambandenva2 said...

Wow,

The green eyed Dragon. I mean if the Blackberry is coming with the game Dragon maybe you better step it up. LOL I have schooled you on BOB'S (Battery Operated Boyfriend's) They can do a sista good. Kinda like milk. :-)

Ms Denva

The Counselor said...

crpitt: it's everything I said and more !! :)

mike: you're right. I believe everyone should have someone (that breathes) that they feel that way about.

mist1: It was originally, but once I found out about your outstanding proposals...things changed...

Ms. Denva: You're right! He's quite jealous. I think everyone woman needs a BOB...I have two. LOL

Barb said...

OOOO.. you GOT me BAD on that one hahaha

Claire said...

I can finally tell everyone i have a boyfriend now! my mum will be so pleased!
I wont tell her he is called bob!lol! my sides are splitting on that one.
Claire

ambandenva2 said...

Counselor,

I will say that there is nothing like human contact, but when you need to get the job done in a hurry, B.O.B is your man. I'm just sayin. When the real thing is busy, you gotta go with the back up. LOL

Ms. Denva

The Counselor said...

Skit: You were at the top of my list of people to fool!! LOL I'm sooo glad it worked!! :)

crpitt: ...the wedding will be a little odd...but who cares...it's all about the love that you and BOB share...right??

Ms.Denva: Keep it Clean! LOL This content is intended for a General Audience! :)

Smalltown RN said...

well thankyou for explaining to me what the Blackberry Pearl was...I had no idea....some of these comments have gone right over my head....

Just wanted to drop by to say hi and hope you are having a super terrific day

Cheers

ambandenva2 said...

Counselor,

My bad. LOL. I get a little carried away when it comes to B.O.B. I will reign in my love. LOL.

Bashfully,

Ms. Denva

Frank Marcopolos said...

i call them blueberries

Lizza said...

Aaaarrrgghhh!!! at the anti-climax! And just when I was all teary-eyed at the sweetness of the post. :-)

Heather in Beautiful BC said...

Do you love Barb at Skittle's Place? Please check out my post then pass it on :)

The Counselor said...

brooklyn: Every great man has a nickname! :)

Lizza: LOL...you thought I was professing my love for someone/something else???? I'll never deceive you again....

*fingers crossed behind my back*

heather: Are you trying to initiate somekind of free-love hippy thing here? :)

Claire said...

Your right it would look odd, it will have remain behind closed doors!
Just thinking from Blackberry Pearl to this!
More homework up on my blog now so if you feel like doing your counselling thang feel free.
Cheers
Claire

Merritt Fields said...

ooh, I want one of those. Does it have an mp3 player, too. That's what I need...it's a NEED, I tell ya!!

The Counselor said...

Smalltown: Thanks!! You have a great day too!

Ms. Denva: Don't worry I understand...some love is so powerful--it's makes you want to shout it to the world!! LOL I understand...it was the inspiration of this post!

crpitt: I'll be there with bells on!!

aisby: Yes!! It is a cellphone, camera, MP3 player, you can do REAL internet browsing (you can type in URLs and view web pgs), and you can get email delivered right to your handset! It's compatible with Bluetooth technology AND it has GPS capabilities!!

Initially, it's kinda difficult to wrap your mind around, but it grows on you quickly!! :)

mimi said...

Welcome Back!I must profess, you got me too with th Blackberry Pearl. I know nothing of the new technology. I'm amazed I can Blog at all. I sometimes feel like BOBO the Chimp piloting a rocket ship. Yes it is that pitiful. Thank you again and I'm happy for you and your new toy. Tell Kiyotoe to "Get Over It". He's still the Man-With-A-Plan. Love You, micki

Anonymous said...

Awww... that was cute, but a little disappointing. I thought maybe you were giving yourself a pep talk or writing to Kiyotoe. Those blackberries sound cool though.
Anne

The Counselor said...

Mimi: Glad you've made it back to the blog world...you were dearly missed!!

Anne: Sorry I tricked you (*nose getting longer*), I'll try not to do it again! :)
Thanks for stopping by!

ambandenva2 said...

Counselor,

Does it give birth and pay for your kids college? If it does that I am going to buy one immediately.

Ms. Denva :-)

Liz Dwyer said...

Oh my goodness, that was great. I'm reading along thinking, "Aww, this is SO sweet, I might cry!"

Kiyotoe said...

How can i be the only person that DIDN'T fall for this?

Claire said...

Because you live with her!lol!
Clairex
ps. more homework now, also started my next level yesterday so up and coming stuff! Did you have to do taped/recorded sessions for your studies in counselling?

The Counselor said...

kiyotoe: so what...Ididn't fool you, but I scared you and that's even better...

crpitt: I'm on my way!!

Rachel Schell said...

amen! wish I had one.